Colorful Excuse #1

I don’t have Note 16 in my on-line story yet, but I have a good excuse. . . .

An orb descended from the sky and landed in my backyard. Nutmeg, the best guard dog at a safe distance, barked the alarm until I got up from my computer to take a look. I had been hard at work trying to make a book out of a blog; I just wanted the pages of my on-line story to flow. This problem consumed me until I looked out my window to find a little green man with almond-shaped eyes standing by my bushes taking a leak. He turned around and zipped his fly.

“Hi I’m Alfred. I hope you don’t mind.” He gestured to my Azalea he had just used as a toilet.

“It’s OK I think they like acidic soil:” I said.

That’s when I noticed the nothing coming from the dog. Looking around, I found Nutmeg trying to squeeze herself behind the flat-screen TV. Evidently, firecrackers and little green men are just too much for her.

“Do you have a light?” Alfred asked with a cigarette dangling from his mouth.” I’ve had a hell of a ride running from the History Channel”.

2 responses to “Colorful Excuse #1”

  1. […] investigation team, had a party. If you don’t remember Alfred, the little green guy, read Colorful Excuse#1 Well, they ran out of chips and ate my imagination with the guacamole, digesting every creative […]

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  2. […] Colorful Excuse #1 (aelasage.com) Share this:StumbleUponFacebookRedditTwitterLinkedInMoreDiggPrintEmailLike this:LikeBe the first to like this post. This entry was posted in Alfred (the little green man), Colorful Excuses and tagged Food Drink and Nutrition, High-fructose corn syrup, History (TV channel) by A. E. LaSage. Bookmark the permalink. […]

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