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Excuse #2: This is Serious

Posted on by A. E. LaSage
The History Channel
Image by kevin dooley via Flickr

The one bottle I found this week was empty except for this note:

Dear A.E. LaSage,

We must inform you that you are harboring a fugitive from our investigative series. You must hand him over or else we will candy-coat your brains with re-runs of our most biased view on everything not related to history. May you find peace and joy in this holiday season.

Sincerely

A low-level customer service rep from The History Channel who needs no name.

I turned to Alfred, the little green man who had smoked my last carton of cigarettes,”What have you gotten me into?”

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A.E. LaSage In her series of shorts, Behind the Bridge to Nowhere, A. E. LaSage introduced a collection of characters who live their fiction in Ketchikan, Alaska. They continue to live beyond those pages and (with others) appear in new adventures. A bit of a character herself, she enjoys finding the absurd and personal in the ordinary.

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