Excuse #2: This is Serious

The History Channel
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The one bottle I found this week was empty except for this note:

Dear A.E. LaSage,

We must inform you that you are harboring a fugitive from our investigative series. You must hand him over or else we will candy-coat your brains with re-runs of our most biased view on everything not related to history. May you find peace and joy in this holiday season.

Sincerely

A low-level customer service rep from The History Channel who needs no name.

I turned to Alfred, the little green man who had smoked my last carton of cigarettes,”What have you gotten me into?”

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