The one bottle I found this week was empty except for this note:
Dear A.E. LaSage,
We must inform you that you are harboring a fugitive from our investigative series. You must hand him over or else we will candy-coat your brains with re-runs of our most biased view on everything not related to history. May you find peace and joy in this holiday season.
A low-level customer service rep from The History Channel who needs no name.
I turned to Alfred, the little green man who had smoked my last carton of cigarettes,”What have you gotten me into?”
- Colorful Excuse #1 (aelasage.com)