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Excuse #4: Dealing with a Domestic Problem

Wuest Tarock Excuse
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One would think with all of the intergalactic parties happening around here I wouldn’t have a problem.  After all the green guys know how to throw a party.  But they don’t get drunk on alcohol,  they fly the skies on High Fructose  Corn Syrup and those incomplete fats that clog arteries. The results are the same:

“But wait? How many notes in bottles can you possibly find on one beach.” Alfred. the little green man who adopted me (so that he could hide from the History Channel and eat my cat), said.

It was hard to understand him because his mouth was full. Before answering , I glanced over at the cat tree to find the cat giving me the death glare from her top branch.I didn’t feel it necessary to explain myself or the concept of fiction to him because I really tired of clearing purple puke. In fact I had googled The History Channel and printed off their contact page with their UFO hotline phone number.

Author:

A.E. LaSage In her series of shorts, Behind the Bridge to Nowhere, A. E. LaSage introduced a collection of characters who live their fiction in Ketchikan, Alaska. They continue to live beyond those pages and (with others) appear in new adventures. A bit of a character herself, she enjoys finding the absurd and personal in the ordinary.

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