Category: Alfred (the little green man)
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The Truth Is
I bet I don’t have to tell you that Alfred the little green guy with boobs is fictional. I don’t think anyone out there really believes that there is a slug of an alien trying on my bras so I’m going to tell the truth.
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A funny thing happened to my birth control
I was so ready to write. The computer blinked her lights, almost winking at me because she could sense the ideas percolating in my mind. But then my life with an alien interrupted with a medical emergency of sorts.
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An Identy Theaving Alien and A Sitcom from the Seventies
So I haven’t posted and I’m really sorry, I don’t know what to tell you, dear reader except for the little green guy, Alfred has kidnapped my password and he has sold my email to every solicitor in the phone book. It only took him two weeks to lean how to read human English. He […]
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