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The Turd (Third) Colorful Excuse

The little green guy, who has been hiding out in my house, avoiding the History Channel’s investigation team, had a party. If you don’t remember Alfred, the little green guy, read Colorful Excuse#1 Well, they ran out of chips and ate my imagination with the guacamole, digesting every creative thought and churning out intergalactic turds.

So there you have it, today’s colorful excuse is brown with a little green, clogging the toilet. I’ll be sure to have plenty of chips for next week’s note.

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Author:

A.E. LaSage In her series of shorts, Behind the Bridge to Nowhere, A. E. LaSage introduced a collection of characters who live their fiction in Ketchikan, Alaska. They continue to live beyond those pages and (with others) appear in new adventures. A bit of a character herself, she enjoys finding the absurd and personal in the ordinary.

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