The Truth Is

I bet I don’t have to tell you that Alfred the little green guy with boobs is fictional. I don’t think anyone out there really believes that there is a slug of an alien trying on my bras so I’m going to tell the truth.

The truth is… that Alfred kidnapped my novel.

He left a ransom note that said, ” Get me a C cup that actually lifts and separates or the book dies!”

Marie Tucek's "Breast Supporter"
Marie Tucek’s “Breast Supporter”        Everyone needs a little support!                      (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

So I’m off on an intergalactic search for the perfect brassiere. I’m not sure when I’ll be back, but I’ll send postcards.

One response to “The Truth Is”

  1. I Believed!!

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